Here's a funny go-round from my Facebook a few weeks back:

Tommy Kirchmeier: My elderly father called me “middle-aged” on Friday. I took offense as "middle-aged" is what I call people who purchase sensible automobiles.

On Saturday, Jessica and I bought a Honda Civic.
March 9 at 11:23am · · Like ·


Leah L: pretty soon, you'll start wanting a lawn too.
March 9 at 11:25am · Like


Karen C: This is funny on so many levels!
March 9 at 11:30am · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: We got the car so that we could get out of the city in order to buy a place with a lawn. Did not see this coming before I met Jess.
March 9 at 11:41am · Like · 2 people


Leah L: HAH!
March 9 at 11:42am · Like


Diana G. S: Big-City-Joe and I are now living in (very) rural Bucks County, PA. We own a tractor. Isn't marriage something?
March 9 at 11:43am · Like


Karen C: suburban domestic bliss..it's what's up!
March 9 at 11:44am · Like


Leah L: lawnmower, leaf blower, snow blower....yep...get that home depot credit card now...
March 9 at 11:49am · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: What else is weird is that I’m wearing a tie at work today, which is what the kids do now, but used to be what the middle-aged did.


Things are getting more and more surreal.
March 9 at 12:05pm · Like


Leah L: is it a skinny tie? you may be able to skate by on that. if it's a bow tie, there's no hope.
March 9 at 12:07pm · Like


Barbara S: I'm not sure buying one of the most stolen cars in NY counts as "sensible" hence nothing to worry about.
March 9 at 1:03pm · Like


Lauren C: well i did tell Jessica this on Friday ... "you know honda civics are one the most stolen cars in the city" so she was warned.
But hey your moving to the safety of the suburbs... Nothing happens out there anyways ... So I'm sure you'll be...
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March 9 at 1:30pm · Like


Karen C: That's the older civics, pre-standard issue alarm system... My Civ has never been swiped!
March 9 at 2:16pm · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: See, not sensible to own in the city = not middle aged... until Karen ruined it.
March 9 at 2:40pm · Like


Karen C: hee hee....
March 9 at 2:56pm · Like


Danielle C: It's not like you bought a Buick, for pete's sake....
March 9 at 4:54pm · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: I never actually bought a Buick. That car belonged to my dad when he was middle-aged and I took it over in high school/college.
March 9 at 4:59pm · Like


Danielle C: Next thing you know, you'll be moving to Chester, or something.... LOL
March 9 at 5:08pm · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: We're moving upstate to West-Chester.
March 9 at 5:10pm · Like


Christine G: OMG Tommy has a car?!?!? I smell 2.5 children in your future and a potential picket fence...
March 9 at 6:11pm · Like


Delma-Jean W: Welcome to the club. We own two toyota corollas.
March 9 at 7:48pm · Like


Elderly Father: Who you calling elderly!
March 9 at 8:42pm · Like


Tommy Kirchmeier: What, Dad? I called you middle-aged when you owned the 89 Buick... 22 years ago.
March 10 at 9:38am · Like


Rachel O: Face it Tommy ! We all are middle -aged now ...LOL How's the car ?
March 12 at 8:44am · Like