Thank you, Dick!

Thank you, Dick Cheney! Your tireless xenophobia and might-makes-right philosophy have made it possible for a minority to become President in my lifetime. I shudder to think that, had your divisive tactics in the 2004 election not worked to divide this nation, John Kerry would have won and we would have had to choose between him and John McCain. The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, we owe them so much. Gay Rights ballots, thank you, thank you. Losing the 2004 election was the greatest blessing this country has seen in my lifetime. It's just too bad for all the innocent people who died because of eight years of your policy.